AI-powered · Direct-response expert

We tear apart
your landing page.

Paste any URL. Our ruthless AI copywriter scrapes it, exposes every conversion killer, and hands you a ready-to-ship rewrite — in seconds.

How it works
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Virtual Startup Boardroom

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5 AI agents debate your idea — Believer, Skeptic, Investor, and the Judge deliver a final verdict.

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The Brutal Truth

Why your page fails to convert — specific, cited, ruthless.

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UX Friction Points

Every weak trust signal and conversion killer, in bullets.

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The Rewrite

A high-converting headline, subheadline & CTA. Done for you.

How it works

1

Paste your URL

Drop in any live landing page. No screenshots, no setup.

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AI tears it apart

We scrape the real content and analyze it like a $500/hr copywriter would.

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Get your rewrite

A ready-to-ship headline, subheadline, and CTA — done for you.

See it in action

A real teardown, on a headline every SaaS site has used at some point.

Before

“Welcome to Acme — Your One-Stop Solution for All Your Business Needs.”

🔥The Brutal Truth

“One-stop solution for all your business needs” says nothing. It could be any product, for any customer, solving any problem. Visitors bounce in 3 seconds because they can't tell what you actually do.

✍️The Rewrite

“Invoicing for freelancers, paid in 2 days instead of 30.”

Questions

Is this actually free?+

Yes — paste a URL below and get a full teardown with no signup. Sign in for unlimited roasts plus the AI chat and Virtual Boardroom, also free.

What AI models power this?+

Landing page teardowns run on Llama 3.3 (via Groq) for fast, cheap analysis. The chat assistant and Virtual Boardroom run on Google Gemini.

How is this different from asking ChatGPT?+

We scrape your actual page content first, so every critique cites real copy from your site instead of generic advice.

Is my data stored?+

We scrape the page you submit to generate your report. See our Privacy Policy for full details.

100% free

Unlimited roasts, AI chat, and the Virtual Boardroom — no credit card, ever.

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